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The Guru Gets Some Color
September 23th, 2005
By Christopher Herz
The Health Guru / eCureMe LIFE
So my people, are you feeling blue? What does that even mean to you?
The colors that surround you, or that you surround yourself with can make all
of the difference in the world. Now, I’ve already dropped the Fung Shui on
you and told you to clear up your mind of needs and ownership, but what about the
Technicolor aspect to life?
The colors that you surround yourself with have an immediate impact on your
outlook on the day, your health, eyesight, sexual strength and nearly almost
everything else in your world.
The World is yours, the world is yoursˇ¦
-Nas
So yes, this one’s important.
Many Eastern and African OG physicians believed that the place where you recovered
had to be bright with colors to manipulate your moods, stimulate your appetite and
train your mind to feel positive.
Your Guru is not quite sure the 3rd grade cafeteria green in today’s western
hospitals can say the same thing. I guess they’re manipulating in a more
numbing fashion so you won’t be able to notice that their drugs are indeed the
very things keeping you alive.
So then, back onto a positive track. If someone you know has recently been laid up,
are recovering or just need a general boost of health injected into their lives
without dropping mad loot, think about the color schematics I’m about to drop
on you.
Check this:
When dealing with your blues, the association given to this oceanic relic is usually
sadness, but that’s just not true. While it can bring about a calming and
peaceful surrounding for you and those in your bubble, it also can create stability
and a sort of order to things. If your life is chaotic and a bit out of whack, you
should try dropping some blue on yourself, particularly in Direct Line of Sight
Places.
Your blues are basically the safest and most protective off all colors. It would
make sense, since the world’s oceans are always drawn in blue. Perhaps humans
have that natural inclination to create a protective atmosphere around
themselves - protecting them from, well, themselves.
If you ever wonder why so many people sport black when they go clubbin’ or wear
a power suit, it is because this is the color of power. Because of it’s
darkness, there is not a weakness to be had. It is highly sexual and can actually
bring about anger and sadness.
Be careful that the color you choose to reflect your mood does not end up defining it.
If you are feeling a bit lethargic or running into a long string of hats on beds, try
flushing out your life with some green. It is the symbol of good luck and
stimulates re-growth in spirit. Recovering from drug or cigarette addiction
(both the same thing) can be easier when surrounded by the Great Gazoo.
While surrounding yourself with splashes of green can be beneficial, too much might
tip the scales out of whack. If your significant other starts sporting an
abundance of green, it might mean they are being unfaithful. Again, this would go
with the entire rebirth thing we have going on with the green. Just make sure you
don’t go rebirthing where you’re not supposed to be.
If you’re looking to get a little more attention out of life, try sporting
some orange. Although it is by no means chaotic, orange stimulates people’s
senses to take caution and notice of something. An aggressive outfit for a big
meeting may be a sharp black suit and an orange tie (this includes women as well,
for your Guru thinks suits look better on their body’s anyhow).
This combination will give you attention and power at the same time.
Stimulating but not overwhelming can do you very well in office settings.
Yellow is the color of joy and happiness, so by bringing over some sunflowers or
yellow daisies to someone, you are literally spreading the love. Don’t
think your Guru has gone soft because of the flowers. First of all, the Guru never
goes soft - and secondly, holding flowers will give you the gentle touch to
balance out your fierce attack.
Balance my people, balance.
If you are setting up a meeting where you and your friends are trying to resolve
some differences or there is an inter-company problem, setting some yellow in
the room can bring about a friendly atmosphere.
Al
though communists often used an abundance of red in their advertising campaigns,
it might be America that truly represents the values of this blazing color.
Steeped in speed, vigor and desire, red is also the friend of el Diablo -
temptation often comes in batches of red - so ladies, be careful when men drop
red roses or red boxes of sweets. If you get that, don’t equate passion with
love.
Everything is by design.
If you’re having trouble sleeping, you might want to see if there is any red
in the room. Even the illumination of the red letters in your alarm causes
feelings of disturbance and angst.
White creates a feeling that everything is right in the world, but really only for
people who are off balance. If you are centered and flowing in life, white may in
fact stagnate you from achieving any future success. It can make you lethargic and
sap your energy if you’re not careful.
Be careful then.
However, if you are a little (insert birds chirping and sheep jumping backwards),
then white may be the very thing to bring it all back home for you. It is why
mental institutions are usually in white. It creates an aura of sedation. This
is good, again, only if you are a mental patient. If you are a member of the
independent world, get rid of those white walls at home and in the office.
Don’t throw your life upside down with this. Use it in splashes when needed
and see what changes occur. Without change, you might as well be an animal.
Although you’re close, you are distinctly human.
Creating your environment just means dropping some Crayolas into your life.
Make sure to clean up the sharpening.
Peace.
H.G.
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