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Oh Baby, What will you do for those CHOO’S?
The Guru is once again shocked by what women do.

April 22th, 2004

By Christopher Herz
The Health Guru / eCureMe LIFE




Back in the day in China, the practice of binding feet was a custom in which, beginning at around age five, little girls would have their feet tightly wrapped and their toes bent underneath the flat of the their foot to ensure proper foot size. How beautiful the woman was secondary to the size of her feet. Needless to say, this caused much pain and a huge drop in oversized footwear.


Oh Baby, What will you do for those CHOO'S?



In the modern world, such forced cruelty would be considered sexist and outrageous.
Except, what if people were doping this voluntarily?


Yes my friends, as you know, your Guru resides in Los Angeles, California, where just because you see it with your own two, doesn’t mean it’s, or they’re, real. While we as a world have learned to accept breast enlargements, collagen lips, extra-eyelids and laser hair removal surgery, this one was a new one for me.


It appears the new trend in this city is women shaving their feet down so they can fit into those narrow and stylish shoes. Guys, this just proves that the women aren’t dressing for you. How many of you ever look at a woman’s shoes?


What exactly are they doing? People are either having their left pinky toe sawed in half, or are having the side bone of their feet shaved down just so they can fit inside a Jimmy Choo.


Now, I’m not going to front on any of my people. Your Guru does not know what a Jimmy Choo is, but it must be as good as sex to want to shave off part of your body to fit into.


When I turned this story into my editor, she told me that women pay upwards of 500 bones for a pair of Dolce and Gabbana, Manolo Blahniks or Louis Vuitton. When I asked her why, she told me, "If you don’t know, then you’ll never know." Your Guru will never know.


The side effects from such drastic surgeries can lead to spinal malfunctions and a complete loss of use of the foot. You’ll only have to buy one more pair of shoes people, because there is a chance of your foot never hitting the ground again.


This calls up questions about what we feel is necessary. Once again, your Guru sees you traveling down the path of false enlightenment, not to mention some nasty feet.


To most of the world, who are not able to read this because they do not have internet much less computers, just having a pair of shoes so they might be able to save themselves from infection would be enough.


Ladies, I would very much like to know why you go through the pain of High heels and Foot operations just to sport fly foot stylze. Please send your letters to:


Truefunkmonk@hotmail.com


I’ll post the most interesting stories of what women will do to fit into those shoes.

Your Guru has to know.

Peace.

H.G.


The Health Guru - Christopher Herz




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