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The Guru Drops His Love Potion
April 25th, 2005
By Christopher Herz
The Health Guru / eCureMe LIFE
If you’re posted up on the west coast, the winter coats are dropped
and the skin is starting to show.
Everywhere.
Soon it will spread through the country. Everyone’s going to be in
the mood to be in the mood.
It’s the season of amore to be sure, and some of you are already
casting spells. Your Guru sees you and enjoys the witchcraft.
Well, I’ve got a little voodoo for you as well, but, as usual, it
comes on the healthy tip and natural way, for pills and drugs are only
going to cut your life short. OK, no darkness in the middle of the
Spring Dawn.
Now you know your Guru wants you to stay natural and focused on your path
to enlightenment, but there must be stops along the way to be human and
make humans and exchange with humans. There’s no reason to go after
that old Viagra or try to pound a few bottles of wine to set the mood.
There are plenty of natural stimulants and arousers out there for you to
use.
Let the Guru show you the path, make sure you bring protection.
First and foremost, you know why people give pieces of Chocolate on
Valentines Day? There is a chemical inside known as phenylethylamine,
which stimulates the pleasure receptors in your brain. A little dip of a
strawberry in some chocolate can change body chemistry and make you more
receptive to hot weather magic.
Hot Weather Magic?
We all know about Oysters, but why are these slimy little things enough
to get you going in the right direction? Oysters carry with them a large
amount of Zince, which produces a high level of testosterone in men -
A natural Viagra with no side effects, no rashes and no fits of rage.
So ladies, if you need your man to walk the Green Mile instead of running
the 100 yard dash, oysters an eel can make your man an Olympic hero.
If you’re sitting down to dine or you’re planning on cooking
for someone, it might be a good idea to use spicy food, especially red
peppers. These carry with them an added boost of endorphin stimulants,
as the spice actually stimulates our nerve endings. Making them sweat
should heat things up all over the place. Don’t be afraid of the
heat my people, just make sure you’ve got some Green Tea Mochi Ice
Cream to erase the stank mouth.
If you’re cooking up some pasta or chicken, how about dropping in a
little Asparagus or other vegetables high in vitamin E? Anything with a
natural dose of this will loosen everything up inside both of you, making
for a more "flexible" sex life. Make sure you are not trying to
take this in a supplement form. Natural green veggies help to increase the
level of orgasmic pleasure reached by both men and women. Look what it
did for Popeye and Olive Oil.
O.KĄŚNow before you run down people Sin City Style on your way to the
market, also take note: The shape of food can actually stimulate our
libidos as well. Pickles, melons, peaches, bananas - whatever shape
gets you going, can actually get you going.
Now all of you folks out there who need wine and other narcotics to get in
the mood, all you are really doing is calming your nerves down, but in the
long run, some of that stuff your taking, however you are taking it, is
drying you out (both ladies and gents in this one) and, over the long haul,
can have long term nasty effects on your pleasure receptors.
I know it’s great to get messed up and get down, but if you want to
keep it going through the ages, try digesting some natural products before
you try getting nasty. You don’t need to get nasty to get NASTY.
If you need to drink, make sure you have a nice big salad with your meals.
All leafy veggies help to replenish the amount of Vitamin B you loose when
you drink. Got to fill up if you want to take the ride with pleasure.
Why else would you drive? Damn, is the Guru feeling the spring time or
what?
And then you say to me, "Yo, Guru, what’s that you said about
Omega 3 Fatty Acids?"
Right. Most nuts contain these acids which provide added protein jams,
especially pumpkin seeds, cashews and walnuts. So, for your next
Halloween party, keep a big bowl of these around for true evening of
Monster Mashes.
There is also something to be said for Fried Chicken, which happens to
be the Guru’s own special. There is something in that crispy skin
that just kind loosens it all up and lets the True Funk flow throughout
your body. Add some decent Cuban Music and you’ll be in bed for
days.
Make sure you exercise after your rolls in hay. Lying around can make
you chubby and lethargic, so the cycle of life must turn again.
Laying it down and enjoying means you need to stand up and work.
Life is like that.
Peace.
H.G.
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